"What do you mean, IF we have children? Why can't we have children? I want children." (In repsonse to a simple throw-away comment in which he said "if we have children one day...").
My head is mental.
Two minutes later: "I weigh more than I ever have in my life, but I'm a healthy weight. You need to be a healthy weight to conceive." (part of unwarranted monologue about why I don't hate fat people.)
Apparently I am determined to convince my boyfriend that I am the sort of woman who steals sperm.